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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more
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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| Whats the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes  |
| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !... more
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