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| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more
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| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| Whats the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !... more
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