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| I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycl... more
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| Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be pr... more
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| 3. | Category: Police jokes  |
| The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why dont they use two?... more
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| 4. | Category: Police jokes  |
| A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir,... more
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| A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."The w... more
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| A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you s... more
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| 7. | Category: Police jokes  |
| The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesse... more
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| 8. | Category: Police jokes  |
| A farmer whos been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensa... more
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| 9. | Category: Police jokes  |
| A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessies house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that... more
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| 10. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was... more
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