What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!

1. A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "That is a very smart dog," the man commented. "Hes not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

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2. What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?A jet setter !

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3. What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?I dont know but Ill join in if it laughs !

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4. How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?Just one, the moulting season !

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5. What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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6. What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?A petticoat !

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7. What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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8. What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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9. What dog wears contact lenses ?A cock-eyed spaniel !

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10. Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, thats him," he replied. The stranger couldnt help but be amused. "That certainly doesnt look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

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