Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

1. Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?One good turn deserves another.

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2. A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said "Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!" The dog said "Oh please dont be like that, Im trained and I wont cause any trouble!" The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and its owner. After a while the owner went to the toilet and the barman saw his chance for a prank. He said to the dog "Would you do me a favor as a wind up, will you go down to my friends bakers shop and order a loaf of bread??" "Sure!" Replied the dog. The bar man gave the dog a fiver and the dog left.When the owner came out of the toilet he went into a panic when he saw his dog had gone. The barman said "Its ok hes gone down to the bakery for me" The owner was livid "It IS NOT OK hes never been out on his own, anything could happen to him he could get run o

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3. What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?A jet setter !

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4. I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasnt very nice, you shouldnt draw on dogs!

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5. What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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6. Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, thats him," he replied. The stranger couldnt help but be amused. "That certainly doesnt look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

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7. What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?You should know more than your dog.

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8. What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ?A plain clothes police dog !

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9. Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.

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10. Why didnt the dog speak to his foot ?Because its not polite to talk back to your paw !

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