Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!

1. A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I cant hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proce

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2. What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?Woofleball

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3. What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

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4. Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!

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5. What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?A dingo-ling !

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6. What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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7. Why do dogs run in circles ?Because its hard to run in squares !

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8. Q: Why does a dog wag its tail? - A: No one else will do it for them

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9. What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?Two dogs howling at the moon.

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10. Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

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