How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!

1. What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?A sheep that can round itself up !

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2. What did the dog say to the pig?You are just a bore.

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3. What did the dog say when he chased his tail?This is the end.

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4. Whats a dog favourite hobby ?Collecting fleas !

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5. What did the dog take when he was run down?The license number of the car that hit him.

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6. What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?A tennis ball!

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7. Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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8. Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: Its the leash I can do!

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9. What is a dogs favourite flower ?Anything in your garden !

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10. What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!

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