What kind of dog is a persons best friend? A palmatian!

1. When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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2. How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?Put him in your back yard.

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3. What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?Two dogs howling at the moon.

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4. What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?A retail store.

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5. What is a collie puppys favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

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6. What did the dog say to the pig?You are just a bore.

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7. A man is walking down the street when he hears a voice, "Pssst you come over here!" He looks round and can see no one but an old mangy greyhound. "yes over here!" Said the greyhound "Look at me Im tied up here, I should be racing I won 14 races in my carrer you know?" The man thought to himself "Oh my god a talking dog, I have to have it, it will make me rich, tv appearances cabaret bookings" So he goes in search of the owner.He found the owner and said "Id like to buy your dog, is he for sale??" The owner says "No mate you dont want that old moth eaten thing!" "But I do!" Insisted the man "Illl give you 1000 pounds for him. "Ok said the owner but I think your making a big mistake!" Handing over the money the man said "Why do you think that?" The man replied "Because that dogs a bloody liar its never won a ra

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8. What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!

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9. How do you make a dog float?Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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10. Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!

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