My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! Thats what hell answer, nothing!

1. What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!

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2. Why do dogs wag their tails ?"Because no one else will do it for them !"

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3. Where do you usually find dogs?It all depends on where you lose them.

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4. Small girl: Id buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

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5. What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?"Well, doggone !"

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6. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ?He stole the show !

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7. What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?The wrong answer.

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8. What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?That hit the spots !

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9. Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !

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10. What is black and white and red all over?A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

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