Why did the dog say he was an actor?His leg was in a cast.

1. What do dogs have that no other animal has ?Puppy dogs !

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2. What kind of dog chases anything red ?A bull dog !

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3. Which dog eats with its tail?All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

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4. What dog always gets on everyones nerves? A great pane!

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5. Q: Why does a dog wag its tail? - A: No one else will do it for them

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6. What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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7. What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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8. What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?I dont know but Ill join in if it laughs !

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9. Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

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10. Which dog can tell time?A watchdog.

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