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Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:892
 
Joke:For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldnt help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.""Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "Youre really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.."
 
 


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