What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?A mutt in a rut !

1. How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?Just one, the moulting season !

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2. What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon?He wasnt able to stir.

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3. Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?He puts down the three and carries the one.

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4. What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?A guard dog !

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5. Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.

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6. What kind of dog doesnt do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!

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7. What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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8. Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesnt want to become a hot dog.

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9. What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?That hit the spots !

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10. When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?Take the words right out of his mouth.

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