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Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:820
 
Joke:Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. "Its windy," said one. "No, its Thursday," said the next. "So am I," said the third. "Lets go and have a drink!"
 
 


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