| 1. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How many hairs are in a dogs tail?None. They are all on the outside.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?Because his boots were at the menders !... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q: Whens the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes |
| A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well,"... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What dog wears contact lenses ?A cock-eyed spaniel !... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?He was colour-blind.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?He was trying to make both ends meet !... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Which dog eats with its tail?All dogs keep their tails on when eating.... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What is a baseball dog?One that chases fowls.... more
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