What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

1. What did the dog use to make his kite?Flypaper.

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2. What kind of dog is a persons best friend? A palmatian!

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3. Which dog eats with its tail?All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

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4. A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and thedalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound askedfor the address and the dalmation responded,"www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot.

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5. How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?Delighted.

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6. What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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7. What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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8. What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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9. How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!

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10. Why did the dog say he was an actor?His leg was in a cast.

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