|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Old age jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 6663 | | | | Joke: | An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, scumbags !"The four men didnt wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the drivers seat.She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5 tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun. | | | |
|
|
More Old Age Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Old age jokes  | | An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.... more
| | 2. | Category: Old age jokes  | | "Whats wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cry... more
| | 3. | Category: Old age jokes  | | Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory c... more
| | 4. | Category: Old age jokes | | One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became vi... more
| | 5. | Category: Old age jokes  | | Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you... more
| | 6. | Category: Old age jokes | | A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and s... more
| | 7. | Category: Old age jokes  | | For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying... more
| | 8. | Category: Old age jokes | | The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they... more
| | 9. | Category: Old age jokes | | How can you tell that youre getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!... more
| | 10. | Category: Old age jokes | | An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabit... more
|
|
|
|
