Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor."John: "Is he feeling better now?"Jack: "No, he has a broken arm."John: "How did he break it?"Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window."John: "How did he break his arm?"Jack: "He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription."

1. Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?It took her two weeks to realize that she wasnt at work anymore!

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2. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?Well, I ouldnt start watching any new soap operas!

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3. There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!

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4. Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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5. Doctor: Did you take the patients temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?

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6. Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.

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7. Doctor, doctor I keep thinking Im a beeBuzz off cant you see Im busy?

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8. Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

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9. Doctor, Doctor I think Im an electric eelThats shocking!

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10. At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon".She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, youre always washing your hands."She then says, "I bet youre an anesthesiologist."Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?"Female doctor: "I didnt feel a thing."

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