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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:2 stars     
Views:3015
 
Joke:"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "Im a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
 
 


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