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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:3107
 
Joke:"Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized."But doc, this is my first operation.""Really? Its mine too, and I am not excited at all."
 
 


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