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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:2863
 
Joke:"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
 
 


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