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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:5710
 
Joke:"Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.""Dont worry, it wont happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia."
 
 


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