| 1. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?A: In case they have to draw blood.... more
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| Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: Thats because youve got your... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a vampire.Necks please!... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get there... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a rubber bandWhy dont you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a snailDont worry well soon have you out of your shell!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Ive a split personality Well, youd better both sit down then!... more
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| A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead."Did you... more
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| Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.Dont talk rubbish!... more
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| "Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and fi... more
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