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| Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries... more
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| One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I... more
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| 3. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat !... more
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| 5. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !... more
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| Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... more
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| What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !... more
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| What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !... more
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| Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !... more
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| 10. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel.... more
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