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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified hed stepped out "for a beer" on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.
 
 


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