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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| 8. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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