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| What did the banana say to the vibrator?"I dont know why youre shaking...shes gonna EAT me!"... more
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| An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond ne... more
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| Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?A: Theyre both filled with stiffs, ones coming, ones going.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| What are three words you dread the most while making love?"Honey, Im home."... more
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| Why is the space between a womans breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits... more
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| A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,"Mom, whats sex?" His mother, who believed i... more
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| Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk... more
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| Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride... more
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| Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesnt? A: Her navel.... more
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| Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They dont have balls to scratch.... more
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