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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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