What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !

1. Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library card.

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2. What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !

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3. Why dont dinosaurs take ballet lessons?They outgrew their leotards.

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4. Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!

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5. Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.

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6. Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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7. Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.

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8. How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, its a male; if she answers, its female.

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9. Q: What dinosaur cant stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

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10. What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork!

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