How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, its a male; if she answers, its female.

1. Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?Thats when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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2. Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.

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3. What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !

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4. Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

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5. Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

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6. Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?A: Rep Tiles

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7. Why dont more dinosaurs join the police force?They cant hide behind billboards.

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8. Whats red on the outside and green on the inside?A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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9. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet.

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10. Why do dinosaurs climb trees?Theres nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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