Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?To get in his nest.

1. Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)

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2. How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.

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3. Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?A: A Dinosaucer

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4. Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

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5. Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.

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6. Why dont more dinosaurs join the police force?They cant hide behind billboards.

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7. Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?A: Try Saras Tops

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8. Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?To make sure they dont step on other dinosaurs.

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9. Q: What dinosaur cant stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

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10. Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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