Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!

1. Why do dinosaurs climb trees?Theres nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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2. Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?To make sure they dont step on other dinosaurs.

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3. Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?To get in his nest.

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4. Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

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5. Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?A: Rep Tiles

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6. Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaurs Dog?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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7. Q: What dinosaur cant stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

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8. Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)

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9. How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, its a male; if she answers, its female.

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10. Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.

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