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Category:Dentist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patients home."Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"
 
 


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