Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?"Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."

1. Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I dont see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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2. What did the dentist say to the computer?...This wont hurt a byte

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3. What is a dentists office?A filling station.

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4. "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

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5. What did the werewolf eat after hed had his teeth taken out? The dentist.

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6. As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

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7. What did the dentist say to the golfer?"You have a hole in one. "

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8. How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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9. Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."

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10. Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.

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