Whats worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

1. Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain its cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.

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2. Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentists window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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3. What is a dentists office?A filling station.

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4. Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

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5. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back

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6. Why does a dentist seem moody?Because he always looks down in the mouth.

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7. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ?Tooth Hurty !

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8. Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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9. What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal

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10. Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

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