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Category:Dentist jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:1968
 
Joke:"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve got the biggest cavity Ive ever seen - the biggest cavity Ive ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "Im scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didnt !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
 
 


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