What did the dentist say to the computer?...This wont hurt a byte

1. What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers

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2. What did the dentist say to the golfer?"You have a hole in one. "

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3. "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but...""Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

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4. Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

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5. Dentist: "You dont need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."

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6. Im suffering from bad breath You should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.

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7. A patient asked the dentist, if it wasnt nasty to be all the day with the hands in someones mouth.The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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8. What did the dentist say to the computer?...This wont hurt a byte

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9. What do you call the Scottish dentist ?Phil McCavity !

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10. What do you call a dentist in the army ?A drill sergeant !

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