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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| 5. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| 7. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| 8. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| 9. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| 10. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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