What did the dentist say to the golfer?"You have a hole in one. "

1. A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain because Im in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.""Youre a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

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2. Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.Assistant: Why dont you marry her?Dentist: I cant afford to. Shes my best patient.

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3. While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. Im so glad to have found a painless dentist and one whos so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother."

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4. Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.

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5. Why didnt the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth

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6. At what time do most people go to the dentist?At tooth-hurty (2:30).

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7. What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal

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8. As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

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9. Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"

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10. Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Draculas dentist.

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