Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I dont see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

1. A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain because Im in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.""Youre a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

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2. What did the dentist say to the computer?...This wont hurt a byte

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3. What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.

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4. I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

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5. Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.Patient: Okay doc, but dont forget to send your bill to the other man.

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6. What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal

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7. "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "Youve got the biggest cavity Ive ever seen - the biggest cavity Ive ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "Im scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didnt !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

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8. How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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9. Whats worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

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10. "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but...""Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

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