| 1. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
|
| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
|
| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
|
| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
|
| 9. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
|
