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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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