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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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