| 1. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| 9. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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