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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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