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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| 10. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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