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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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