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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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