| 1. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| 9. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| 10. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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