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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 446 | | | | Joke: | Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon ... "Now then, Im returning $5,000, and were going to decide this case solely on its merits." | | | |
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