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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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